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2005-08-23T17:16:00.000+08:00

the return of the FS master

hi! mich the FS master here. woah its been long since i used that term.. anws using my extraordinary power of foresight, and not to mention being an extremely kind and helpful person, i shall attempt to predict the bio specimens that will come out for tmr's prelim bio practical exam. hopefully this will enlighten some poor souls who have no idea what is gonna come out tmr hahaha.

most likely: rambutan hahaha. this thing here is my no1 suspect. mainly bcos of the fact that i saw it in the staff lounge and mr tan's weird reaction.. but the only drawback is that its expensive and this money-scrimping sch which im in will most likely choose some alternative cheap fruits.. but hey! you'll nv know..

other fruit specimens: grape, peanut, broad bean, etc. basically all the other cheap stuff found in the market.. prolly leftovers or buy 1kg get 1kg free kinda stuff..

animal specimens: ikan billis. hahaha cheap, small and un-messy. perfect bio prac specimen.

flower specimen: well.. er.. this one i have no idea but my guess is the many flowers found growing on the trees located near the sch.. those small, stupid, nv-see-before kind.. definitely not hibiscus, orchid, lily, rose or any flower that costs more than $1

food specimens: basically anything leftover from the canteen. so the stalls that are least patronised will be the main suspects. haha i foresee a battle btwn the yong tau foo stall, chicken rice stall and the nasi lemak stall

ok thats all i have here! remember to thank me if anything comes out! hahaha

pre oral blues

2005-08-15T22:34:00.000+08:00

pre oral blues

oral tmr.. and im super upset now. just read a few passages to zel and my sis and both of them commented that im not expressive enough, i read too slowly, and i have a drawl. booo.. i dont wanna fail.. if i fail i'll become an ENGLISH RETARD. yikes i cant be an english retard.. im already a chinese retard!! i dont care i'll ace tmr's oral. i will i will i will!!

during pe today ms ong asked me whether i was a swimmer. then when i told her i was a runner she asked if i was a sprinter.. hahaha.. i bet it was cos i ran so slowly during the 2 rounds warmup. for some strange reason i seem to be getting lazier and lazier each yr. last yr i still forced myself to run hard on some pe days, but this yr.. haha i dont even remember even trying to run hard at all. ahh wells.. but hey being idle is very important! ahahah

oh my tagboard isnt working for some strange reason.. anws a big hello to all who have tagged!

ok back to doing physics.. blog another day

idle

2005-08-14T22:08:00.000+08:00

the importance of being idle

ok aft dunno how many weeks of procrastinating i finally picked up my social studies textbook and started reading. didnt get to much though.. spent 2 hrs just staring st most of the pics there. managed to cover only the first part of the welfare topic..

yest i was supposed to study bio but ended up falling asleep.. and sleeping for 2 hrs.

the day before was supposed to revise physics.. didnt get anywhere much too.

heh. i guess im just lazy.

oh ya i want an ipod and an ibook.

But I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine
If you give me a minute
A mans got a limit
You cant get a life if your hearts' not in it

swallowed in the sea

2005-08-10T20:55:00.000+08:00

Swallowed In The Sea

You cut me down a tree
And brought it back to me
And that's what made me see
Where I was going wrong
You put me on a shelf
And kept me for yourself
I can only blame myself
You can only blame me

And I could write a song
A hundred miles long
Well, that's where I belong
And you belong to me

And I could write it down
Or spread it all around
Get lost and then get found
Or swallowed in the sea

You put me on a line
And hung me out to dry
And darling that's when I
Decided to go to see you

You cut me down to size
And opened up my eyes
Made me realize
What I could not see

And I could write a book
The one they'll say that shook
The world, and then it took
It took it back from me

And I could write it down
Or spread it all around
Get lost and then get found
And you'll come back to me
Not swallowed in the sea

Ooh...

And I could write a song
A hundred miles long
Well, that's where I belong
And you belong with me

The streets you're walking on
A thousand houses long
Well, that's where I belong
And you belong with me

Oh what good is it to live
With nothing left to give
Forget but not forgive
Not loving all you see

Oh the streets you're walking on
A thousand houses long
Well that's where I belong
And you belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea

You belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea
Yeah, you belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea

ahh nice song. my new favourite from coldplay. anws today tzen gave me chocolate cake today and tze gave me 2 waffles, and both of them gave me muffins..(miiich HE gave me a prawn.. miiich..) hahaha man im starting to sound like someone.. hahaha

talked abt some sch stuff with tzen today. found out that lots of ppl shorten their sch skirt to way-too-short lengths. then it gets real funny during mass dance when they have to bend down and do the feel-good exercises haha. can see all their pe shorts/panties/thongs and all sorts of colours including hot pink ahem ahem.

anw here are the top 10 of our list of memorable things that happened in our sec2 life:

1) balancing our maths textbook on our heads and singing the marikita
2) trying to measure ngwaifoon's waist.. using a ruler and 2 desks!
3) arranging desks in a way to keep socky out.. well didnt really work she always managed to squeeze through the hole in between desks.. awww.. but was a nice idea though
4) became known as "the kidnappers" and kidnapped ppl's stuff only to return them at the end of the day
5) running away from sock and hiding in toilets
6) throwing paperballs into osim's mouth.. that girl has a nasty habit of opening her mouth widely when she sleeps hahaha
7) gary(gay) tang and the oh-my-goodness
8) pinching food from the home econs classroom during recess
9) tze giving a group of chi guests a tour in the library during open house using her broken chi
10) and last but not least.. popping balloons during chi lesson! hahaha will nv forget that man..

ahh wonderful memories!

chocolate factory

2005-08-01T20:27:00.000+08:00

Augustus Gloop
Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop,
That great big greedy nincompoop.
How far could we allow this beast
to gorge and guzzle, feed and feast
on everything he wanted to?
Great Scott! That simple wouldn't do!
However long this pig might live
We're positive he'd never give
Even the smallest bit of fun
Or happiness to anyone.
So what we do in cases such
As this, we use the gentle touch,
And carefully we take the brat
And turn him into something that
Would bring great pleasure to us all-
A doll, for instance, or a ball.
Or marbles or a rocking horse
But this revolting boy of course
Was so unutterably vile
So greedy, foul and infantile.
He left a most disgusting taste
Inside our mouths, and so in haste,
We chose a thing that come what may
Would take the nasty taste away.
"Come on!" We cried. "The time is ripe!
To send him shooting up the pipe!
He has to go, it has to be!"
And very soon he's going to see
Inside the room to which he's gone
Some funny things are going on.
But dont, dear children, be alarmed,
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed.
Although, of course, we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit,
He'll be quite changed from what he's been
When he goes through the fudge machine.
Slowly the wheels go round and round,
the cogs begin to grind and pound,
A hundred knives go slice, slice, slice,
We add some sugar, cream and spice.
We boil him for a minute more
Until we're absolutely sure
That all the greed and all the gall
Is boiled away for once and all.
Then out he comes! And now! By grace!
A miracle has taken place!
This boy who only just before
was loathed by men from shore to shore.
This greedy brute, this louse's ear
is loved by people everywhere!
For who could hate or bear a grudge,
against a luscious piece of fudge?

charlie and the chocolate factory! i must watch it! i must i must! has been my favourite roald dahl book since young.. well actually i love all roald dahl books. hes such a great writer.. love the way he describes food and stuff.. damn interesting. i can just taste willy wonka's famous chocolates while reading man..anws i memorised the augustus gloop poem! aint that cool? hahahaha

2005-07-31T15:25:00.000+08:00

nasty old chinawoman

havent been blogging for a while.. so i shall make this a long post.. haha go mich!

its sunday today. and sunday is when my mom usually buys food from westlake eating house aft church. so anws today she asked me to order a box of fried noodles. then i called the number and waited super long before this guy answered. anw our conversation went like this:

guy: HELLO?(irritatedly)
mich: (kinda shocked) is this westlake eating house?
guy: ya.. wad you want?
mich: i would like to order a small box of fried noodles please
guy: wad you want?
mich: (repeats)
guy: HAR??
mich: I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER A SMALL $4 BOX OF FRIED NOODLES
guy: ok. you want rice or noodles?
mich: noodles
guy: do you want anything else? we got..(rattles on)
mich no thanks
guy: HAR??
mich: NO THANKS!

so anws my mom was scolding me and said i should have ordered in chinese since the ppl there speak chi. so anws i sorta fergot and when i went to collect the food later i met this grouchy old lady

mich: hi (smiles)
lady: (stare, then turn away)
mich: im here to collect my fried noodles i ordered 10 mins ago.
lady: (frown and shows me her palm)
mich: (stare back)
lady: si kuai dunno wad
mich: (passes her money and collect the box) thank you
lady: (sniff and walks away)

as you can see the staff in westlake eating house are uber rude!!! the food there is good but the service is BAD! i was so polite for nothing man.. what happened to the customer being always right.. and i was giving them business.. really felt like grabbing the box and running away without paying hahaha.

then when i went home and told my mom abt it she said its bcos i didnt speak to them in chi. but that apparently wasnt the case cos i saw some angmohs eating q happily there too. so i came to a conclusion that she was just a grouchy old hag and the guy on the phone was prolly hasnt dug his ears for q a long time

oh ya tzen came back yest from bangkok! helloooo poopy! check out the sunday times today.. got 2 big pages abt china tourists behaving badly in public.. haha the things do to embarass themselves and their country.. its so bad its amusing..

ok gtg now. gonna swim later. blog nxt time!

new skin again

2005-07-23T21:34:00.000+08:00

cute, cuddly, but horribly wrong..

hello peeps. com was screwed up for the past few days so didnt getta blog alot.. anws i changed my skin again! hahaha i really love this one! lalalala happy tree friends!

hmmm. track finals just over on wed. was a damn good day for the longd team.. i have nv felt so proud to be part of the team until i witnessed the finals that day. made me feel all sad all over to think that i'll be leaving the team at the end of the year. and thats a feeling that comes deep down from my heart and can nv be expressed by crying etc. i'll really miss the team man.. funny how i can hate the sch and cant wait to escape from this communist prison and be free, but i sorta feel bonded to the longd team and all my teammates.. must be all the trg sessions we share together. really helps to bring us closer to each other..

so anw aft the finals there was victory lap and dinner. took alotta cool pics.. got one with ms tan standing behind me haha.

anws i wanna be a mercury farmer nxt time! hahaha i shall steal all the mercury thermometers from all the physics labs on the world and break them to release the mercury inside and subject them to alpha rediation so they will decay and turn into.. platinum!! cool huh? ok well i dunno if it actually works but its worth a try.. aft all a small piece of platinum costs hundreds of bucks.. who knows maybe nxt time i'll be super rich. then i can get myself a big house with 3 cars. one ferarri for speeding arnd, one normal one for driving and one classic car for showing off hahaha

ok gonna start on some cme hw now. till nxt time!

yellowww

2005-07-16T19:24:00.000+08:00

yellow

yest was arts fest. damn boring. so me and ali sneaked to the audi to catch a free FOA show. but ended up going backstage and to the 3rd storey where we went and watch the string ensemble from, get this, 3 storeys ON TOP of the stage.. hahaha cos we went through the door where the stage maintainance ppl go and fix the cables and pull the curtains and stuff. so we became directly on top of the performers.. cool huh. v phantom-of-the-opera-ish.. anws we left before ali's itchy hands could do anything stupid. then we proceeded to enter the dimming room. but couldnt see anything there so we went back to the audi and blended in with the other performers and watched the rest of the show. haha not bad we watched an almost-full FOA show and didnt end up 10 bucks poorer..

aft was chi listening. didnt have last yr's beginner's luck so think i screwed up this yr one.. heh.

then aft that was tzen's beach party.. left early haha but still managed to see some drunk dudes haha damn farni man..

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry

Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you

sucking blood

2005-07-14T15:01:00.000+08:00

The Vampire, Dracula and Pontianak

Once upon a time, there was a blood sucking competition to see whos the best blood sucker in the world. There were 3 contestants.. namely Vampire, Dracula and Pontianak. Vampire started first and returned hours later with his fangs all dripping with blood.

Vampire(to the people): Do you see that big island over there??
People: We see it! We see it!
Vampire: I sucked them DRY!!
People: YAY!!

Next was Dracula's turn. After a few hours he returned with his face and hands dripping with blood.

Dracula(to the people): Do you see that big country over there??
People: We see it! We see it!
Dracula: I sucked them DRY!!
People: WOOHOO!!

Last but not least, was Pontianak. After a few seconds she returned with her whole body all covered in blood.

People: Woah...
Pontianak: Do you see that big lampost over there??
People: We see it! We see it!
Pontianak: I didnt..

new skin

2005-07-12T16:40:00.000+08:00

New skin

oh yay i've got a new skin. and i did it myself.. i must be getting smarter haha

ok no more blogging today. gotta go wash my feet again. its super itchy cos of the bits of grass, mud and dead ant parts that stuck to my feet the whole day.. haha a result of running arnd the field barefoot today. ok ciao!

2005-07-07T21:20:00.000+08:00

Welcome to Live Crappin

hello people welcome to my new blog. and since its a new blog will tzen or someone like cherylim help me choose a nice new skin to go with my new blog? thank you very much.

ok i didnt mean to change url. cos of the endless spam on my taggyboard of my previous blog. NO THANKS to Mr alien. poor chinatown. cant stand those ppl who leave anonymous tags or tag with fake stupid childish sounding names. anws i dont think the alien guy will follow me to this new blog of mine. at least i hope not. if not i'll just havta let my special weapon take care of him. hehhehheh.

oh ya smint did some awful stuff to my poor drawing. http://artpad.art.com/?ij5s9r1juhs0 yucks it looks so ugly now..hahaha

first post

2005-07-07T21:11:00.000+08:00

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